Nonveg Bonanza
Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..
College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..
ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? ��
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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.
Ye hota hai sex.
GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
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Finally guys look at them and say:
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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !
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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D
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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.
Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.
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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)
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Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.
SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?
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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..��
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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'
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Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!
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Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......
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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....����
Classic misunderstanding....
Boy: Hey, Happy Birthday!
Girl: ThankZ!
Boy: So, BP kab de rhi h?
Girl: Pendrive toh de.... ��
Boy: Arre , I mean Birthday Party....
Girl: *speechless*
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A man died due to excessive masturbation.
He later got spermveer chakra..
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Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Muh mei legi?
Girl: Badtameez,harami,go to hell
Boy: Bas Mujhe aisi sanskaari ladki hi chahiye thi����
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Earlier, I tweet..
"I need a man to fill the hole in my heart", and no one replies..
Later I tried again by taking out the
"in my heart" part..
and Now I'm Busy Blocking the assholes.. ����
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Teen BB Jinko Saari Duniya Chutiya Kahti H
1- BlackBerry
2 - Bilawal Bhutto
3 - Big Boss
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Once a Girl asked an engineer,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The engineer thought for a while,
took her in his arms,
looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh lavdi
already mujhe 3 subject me back hai,
ghar pe gaand lagi padi hai
ab Tu aur dimaag ka bhosda mat kar..
aur itna he naapne ka man kar raha hai toh lavda naap mera..
#Dirty_post
Q."what does the woman said before the start of the sex?"
"aandolan" :p
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कुछ तो बाकी है तेरे मेरे दरमियाँ एह जानेमन,
यों ही नही तेरी याद में मेरा लंड खड़ा हो जाता है ������☺️��
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Guys who are selfie addicted like girls
Do you also get periods?
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प्यार इश्क मोहब्बत
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ये अच्छे खासे इंसान को चुतिया बना देता है इनसे जितना दूर रहो खुश रहोगे ����
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ज़रूरी नही है की किसी को नापसंद करने की कोई वजह हो...
कुछ भोसडीके पैदा ही होते है गालिया खाने के लिए।
LOL has Three Meanings :-
For Normal people - Laugh out loud
For Lovers :- Lots of Love
For Me : Lauda or lehsun ��
Ek Bar Ek Bandiya Ke Naya Naya Bacha Hua Jise Vo Bada Pyar Karne Lag Gayi.
Ye Dekh Kar Uska Bada Bacha Jealous Karne Lag Gaya.
Ek Rat Jab Uski Maa So Rahi Thhi To Usne Uski Breast Pe Zehar Laga Diya.
