Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?- non veg jokes sexy jokes dirty jokes

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai

Pappu: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?”

Pappu: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“

Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?- non veg jokes sexy jokes dirty jokes

Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot - non veg jokes

Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.

Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”

Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le,Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

An Arab’s Interview - non veg jokes

An Arab’s Interview

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy

Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”

Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”

Consultant: “Sex?”

Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”

Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”

Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”

Consultant: “Holy Cow”

Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”

Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”

Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”

Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”

Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“