Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho Tez ho Meethi ho Doodh jyada ho 5 minute mein taiyyar ho and Raat bhar sone na de
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A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
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How does a cricket commentrator describe a nude girl?
There is no coverno extra coverno slip2 silly points & 2 fine legsa deep gully... and little grass on the pitch bit wet after overnight rain. Any way it's going to be a fine batting pitch. Good for googlies and better for finger spin....
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Sex n shopping have one thing in common:
In both the casesmen start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
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