Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."
Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua"
Boy: "koi baat nahi! doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "
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why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like woman ?
-- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
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Girl : " mom what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will get one."
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
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Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently.........
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...that's the right way of washing the drinking glass!!!
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