Wednesday, November 4, 2009

SOME NON VEG JOKES

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need

Old G/f: 1/2 tablet

Mistress: 1 tablet

Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.



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MUNNABHAI: ABE CIRCUITTU BHAUT SHANA BANTA HAIJARA BATA MACHHAR SE AIDS KYON NAHI FAILTA?
CIRCUIT: SIMPLE BHAI..
MACHHAR SUCK KARTA HAI... FU*K NAHIN KARTA:)



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A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
"My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied:
"You are luckyyour papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

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