Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r luckymine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)
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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking aroundthe neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
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A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you.
It doesn’t mean that you have become Enlightened.
It doesn’t mean that you have turned a Saint.
It just means that you have lost your hunting abilitiesshe is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoiseleave aside a PUSSY.
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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband ayeto apki underwerr pehne huye the.
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