Wednesday, November 4, 2009

NON VEG SMS

Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard.
She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hainmain is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!



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Playboy has started a special edition for Married men.
The same woman is featured every month.



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Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.



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Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

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